![]() I studied the martial arts so I could stand up to bullies just like you! And I encourage everyone listening out there on Chatterbox to buy my book, and learn how organic food and martial arts can help you too!" Do not make me angry! It's bad for my karma, and it will definitely be bad for your karma. "Well, I'm not a masticating cow, but I really don't enjoy chewing damp hay, and prancing around in leggings shouting 'hiya'!" Lazlow, a closed mind is like a closed fist! And karate means 'open hand'! But it might as well mean 'open mind.' If you like wheat-grass, I think you will really like my book." ![]() In chapter 17 of my book, which I know you have read, I address the dangers of cynicism. It's not a basement! I prefer a center for spiritual enlightenment. And it says on the inside cover of your book that you still live in your parent's basement!" No offence, but you're kind of a scrawny, pasty dude, it. After morning meditation and a three-bean salad, I could chop a bus in half! Sometimes. "This is not a period, Lazlow! This is the way of life! Thanks to a strict vegen diet, I have the power of nine men. I think we all went through a ninja period, you know, I had the Chinese stars, and the nunchucks." If you have a question for Reed, we'll be taking calls in a little bit. My mentor was a 430 year old monk, who showed me the way to enlightenment. You have to explore your mind and your digestive system, Lazlow. Martial arts are about discipline, and physical empowerment, not watching football and eating junk-food. "Okay Lazlow, actually it is nothing like ice-cream with pizza, ice-cream is milk-based as we all know, and I am lactose intolerant, and pizza, as you may know as well is a sandwich derivative of Italian origin, but I won't go on. I mean it's kinda like putting ice-cream on pizza, both are great but they really shouldn't be put together." "So tell me Reed, where did you think of the idea of combining martial arts and organic food, I. It certainly is an honour to be here today." He is the founder of Now and Zen dojo and organic food market in Trenton, his name is Reed Tucker! Welcome to Chatterbox, Reed!" His new book Karate and Digestion has been on top of the 100 best self-help books for the past three weeks. "Alright, now joining us in the studio, we have a very special guest. Reed Tucker & the governments propaganda plan Lazlow: ![]()
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